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Title: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: jhadhar65 on January 30, 2009, 08:30:00 am: I always suspected he was a robot and the alien thing was a government coverup... now we know for sure.

I have to post the following link out of concern for the safety of my fellow forum members:

http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm

Here's an excerpt in case you happen to find yourself in the Pisgah Forest area alone after dark with only your soldering iron and a chassis nibbler:

TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE ROBOT

Robots are notoriously difficult to predict because they generally lack facial expressions and body language. Without such subtle cues, you should ask yourself a few general questions:

* What is the robot designed for?
* What is around the robot?
* Has the robot been tampered with or modified?
* Is the robot moving or advancing?
* Does the robot have glowing red eyes?
* Does the robot have clenched fists, spinning buzz saws, or clamping pincers?

TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

Steer clear if your gut tells you that something is not right.

;)
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: alcee on January 30, 2009, 10:51:54 am: Situation: jhadhar has revealed the truth about our master unit.

Command: find jhadhar65; neutralize jhadhar65.

Execute.

Alcee
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: supro66 on January 30, 2009, 12:25:29 pm: Quote from: jhadhar65 on January 30, 2009, 08:30:00 am
http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm

TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE ROBOT

* What is the robot designed for?
* What is around the robot?
* Has the robot been tampered with or modified?
* Is the robot moving or advancing?
* Does the robot have glowing red eyes?
* Does the robot have clenched fists, spinning buzz saws, or clamping pincers?

TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

Steer clear if your gut tells you that something is not right. [/i]

;)

Yep you are right he looks just like this
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/robie.jpg)

EL EATING LUNCH
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: tubesornothing on January 30, 2009, 12:53:02 pm: How can a person NOT order a book like that.
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: jhadhar65 on January 30, 2009, 02:52:02 pm: I thought he'd show his robot self on this thread by now.

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/jhadhar65/Avatars/avatar_1.gif)

Didn't you always suspect those orders were filled just a little too good?

So what do you think his main processor is - Mac or a PC executing Perl script?
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: tubesornothing on January 30, 2009, 03:15:54 pm: EL34 - no way, its gotta be some obscure form of linux running on a risc processor
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: EL34 on January 30, 2009, 03:54:26 pm: Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....

or you will be terminated...............
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: madison on January 30, 2009, 06:33:22 pm: All I know is, he has been stealing my mother's meds for years!
He scares the crap out of the poor old woman when he sneaks into her room.
I think she bought some insurance or something .........so, she's covered.
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: RicharD on January 30, 2009, 06:46:23 pm: WTF? Why don't we have a mold removal forum.

Who knew?

:-X
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: supro66 on February 01, 2009, 10:15:50 am: I FOUND HIM A MAID
;D

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/rosie.jpg)
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: RicharD on February 01, 2009, 10:38:29 am: The dude gets around. :o

http://www.biz.colostate.edu/faculty/dough/
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: EL34 on February 01, 2009, 11:42:08 am: Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: bigsbybender on February 01, 2009, 12:43:21 pm: Quote from: EL34 on February 01, 2009, 11:42:08 am
Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.

Because Robots are made of metal and they are strong.
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: DummyLoad on February 02, 2009, 03:48:30 pm: Quote from: EL34 on February 01, 2009, 11:42:08 am
Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.

only if you have cloth covered wiring... i'll bet u do. ;)
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: tubesornothing on February 02, 2009, 03:55:44 pm: Sheesh, I thought he was a race car driver: http://www.doughoffman.com/
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: EL34 on February 02, 2009, 07:18:26 pm: yeah, if you google my name the other Doug is on top of the list.

I'll send a robot over and fix that situation.
Title: Re: EL34's True Nature Revealed!
Post by: jhadhar65 on February 02, 2009, 08:39:58 pm: ;D ;D ;D