Joke of the day!

[Ritchie200]

Ok, only geeks like us and those on the Big Bang Theory would get this...

If you owned a Tesla electric car and it was stolen, does it immediately become an Edison?

(queue the snare drum....)

Jim

[EL34]

haaaaa

[shooter]

Nice

Actual customer comment today, (as he's digging for change);
"awe hell, my pants are backwards" , yup, stoner kid!

[uki]

 

[drgonzonm]

Guy calls his insurance agent to file a claim about burning his garage down in January. 

The agent asks how did the fire start. 

Guy answered,  my band had been practicing in the garage, when the bass player complained it was too cold to play.  So I put cotton tube socks on his amp. 

[shooter]

last night's customer tee shirt;
sarcasm is the bodies natural defense system for  STUPID