FedEx when you need to speak to a human!

[rake]

Thought I'd pass this on to prevent strokes or brain explosions! 

• Dial the 1-(800) number (+1 (800) 463-3339) • When you get the chance, say “main
menu” • Press 7, then 7 again and then 8 • You will be asked to provide a tracking
number. Don’t say anything and in a few moments you will asked if this is a good callback number?
Say yes of give them another number. When they call back you’re connected to a FedEx representative!
Call back was in less than 5 minutes!

We were assigned to a new hub and their idea of delivery was to leave it leaning on the fence out at the street!
Sorry but computers are not equipped to handle customer service!

[EL34]

Oh man, I needed this last year
I hunted on the internet for phone numbers but could not get a real human
FedEx and UPS were dropping packages down by the road this time of year last year
They always drive up to the house
I saw the UPS truck down by the road
A women got out and dropped my package by the side of the road
I yelled down and she looked up at me and ran back to the truck and it took off
This was not my normal UPS driver
I was steaming

They are not doing that this year

[rake]

Since the Fauci Flu customer service has gone right down the shitter!
I had a package coming from Minnesota that made it to Kernersville NC in good time only
to go on a trip to Kansas and back. It covered over 5K miles.

BTW, Don't call the customer service guy with the strange accent a Benchod!
He will hang up on you! (it means one who "sleeps" with their sister) 

[shooter]

 


here all the American drivers have been replaced with Biden's open door folk, nobody has a CDL so the "work-a-round is rent a U-Haul for the drivers!!!! so you see an actual FEDX truck maybe once a month, UPS maybe every couple weeks, U-hauls are twice a day or more.


for some atmospheric anomalous reason GPS says my driveway is the house 2 doors down, we call it the lo-rent place,  so the open door folk not being able to read actual address numbers try n leave the 100 boxes a week for the lo-rent place at MY house.  I wait til they walk about 80ft back to the truck n Yell... WRONG ADDRESS, while open carrying and usually a .410 slung over my should...cheap entertainment