A buddy of mine went to Alaska every year to hunt. Sometimes a fly in, sometimes a hike in, and sometimes a pack in on horses. One year they were packing in on horses. The guide looked to be about 70 and had two rifle scabbards hanging off his saddle. He asked the guide if he (the guide) could shoot off the horse while in the saddle. He squinted at him, spit some chaw, and drawled, "Weeell, I spose ya could. Once. Wanna give it a go?" He said the guy looked like Curly from City Slickers and didn't laugh back when he nervously laughed and said No I think I'll pass! He said "Curly" just shook his head and rode off. I asked if he mumbled "city folk..." under his breath!
This trip also involved riding to a ranger station for some surprisingly good grub one night. Well, it was light when they rode there, pitch black dark on the way back. They were being shadowed by a grizzly bear just out of sight from the lanterns in the woods. However, he said you could see the eyes glowing and was spooky as hell. The bear was also making enough noise to get the horses on edge too. There were two NHL hockey players also on the hunt/ride. He said they were both scared ****less and let everyone know it. "Curly" finally said, "Hey! You two pussies need to settle down! That bear is following us because he can smell your fear." My buddy was riding next to him and when he turned back around he winked and was smiling. He then told my buddy loud enough for all to hear, "Nothing to worry about, the grizz will get them first." He said the hockey players, who had more than a few beers at the ranger station, were now whimpering convinced they were now going to die for sure!
This is the same buddy who flew in on a hunt and was supposed to be picked up 9-13-2001. No radio. No sat phone. One guy had burned his tent and sleeping bag so he could bring back more meat. If I remember, they were there another 5 or 6 days before the FAA would let them fly. My buddy thought maybe it was an airplane issue and just hoped they fixed it before they picked them up! He said they ate good.
The guy has had some adventures!
Jim