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Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« on: October 12, 2020, 05:08:32 pm »
Have to bring some fun into all this. This Topic is for funny stuff about mask wearing in our daily lives. Here goes one I over heard. Two guys sitting at their lunch. One ask the other with great excitement in his voice,  "did you see the mask that girl had on", pointing to a woman who had just walked by. "Nope didn't pay it any never mind" the other replied, "what was so special about it dude?. "That was a very sexy mask man, very low cut, I could see the bridge of her nose".  I still laugh when I think about the look on the one guys face. Ok. here is one more. Had to cancel my cable, and take the "Box" back into the cable Co. HQ. As I was leaving the place, a older gentleman was walking up to the door. As I was coming out I pulled my mask off to take a deep breath of fresh air. With that, he realized he had left his mask in his car. He turned back and motioned to his wife he needed his mask. So she hops out and throws it at him for him to catch. It gets caught by the wind and off on a great mask chase across the whole parking lot. Both to old to be chasing mask. So I learned, do not throw a paper mask into the wind. Think I'll write a song "Does the wind blow up your mask, what does it show, where does it go when the wind blows, is that your nose, Uh oh there goes YOUR mask Dear." Hope you all have a great day.
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2020, 06:03:08 pm »
version 1 was a shower liner, cut ~ 12" below the brass rivet holes, zipped tied in a "loop" so it fit nice on my ball-caps.  The visual distortion was like a good acid trip  :icon_biggrin:  (NO drugs required :)


Version 2 n current, 1800's kerchief, love pulling it up as I enter the bank lobby n say "I'm here for the money"
since the peasants won in MI, mostly hangs around my neck, when asked to put my mask on, I slip it up and and apologize for not being able to keep it up anymore  :icon_biggrin:   


overall though, I get creeped out If i'm in "public" for more than 30 minutes, less if they'res lots of masks

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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2020, 04:28:17 am »
This is my favorite mask chuckle...

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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2020, 10:54:54 am »
 :laugh:


killings in the big city's are way up, now I know why!  also answers my dilemma on bullets, Thanks  :icon_biggrin:
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2020, 11:21:37 am »
 :icon_biggrin:
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2020, 02:08:09 pm »
More power, that's what I need from my current power transformer. Wish there was a way.
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2020, 02:35:56 pm »
More power, that's what I need from my current power transformer. Wish there was a way.
Trade it in on a Binford 6000.    :l2:
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 09:19:35 am »
In my news feed today;
(also a SAT out of Italy; 80% of infections happen at home :)
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Re: Mask Musings, Topic for funny stuff about mask wearing.
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2020, 10:44:59 am »
for those that just can't help it  :icon_biggrin:
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