Author Topic: From the Makers of Sham Wow... (Read 13937 times)

jhadhar65 · « **on:** February 03, 2009, 08:02:56 pm »

I saw this on another board and had to post here for you guys. What is it? Why, it's, it's...

SPEAKER CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Speaker-Cream-for-Weber-EV-Fane-speakers_W0QQitemZ300285579735QQcmdZViewItemQQptZGuitar_Amp_Accessories?hash=item300285579735&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

Not available in stores... order now!

bigsbybender · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2009, 08:39:16 pm »

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Why can't I think of the next snake oil?

Want your speakers broken in? Plug them into an amp and play!

j.

tubesornothing · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2009, 08:47:00 pm »

THat'll go great with my $250 power cable...

rzenc · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:58:35 pm »

:'(

that's exactly what we need to make our amps sound quoting the seller:

Your high notes will be round and rich. Lows will be more powerful and smooth. Midrange will have a more "vocal" quality with singing lead tones and harmonics.

:D

billcreller · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:49:01 am »

Maybe it's for "creamy overdrive"

LooseChange · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:50:54 am »

I heard KY does the same thing ;D

RicharD · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:07:01 am »

You gotta wonder if that dude is truly evil and his speaker cream actually rots cones.

supro66 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:12:33 am »

Quote from: Butterylicious on February 04, 2009, 10:07:01 am

You gotta wonder if that dude is truly evil and his speaker cream actually rots cones.

Hey back off it does work
I got some put some on my speakers
I forgot rubed my eyes
the next day all of my Crows Feet wingles were gone in my eyes

I am going to try it on my bottom next

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billcreller · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:52:40 am »

;D ;D

I wonder what Ted Weber thinks about that stuff!

jjasilli · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:47:41 pm »

I just throw my new speakes in the dryer with a sneaker and a pad of fabric softener.

jhadhar65 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2009, 03:20:08 pm »

I just wanna see Vince Offer hawking it at 3 in the morning... "You hearin' this, microphone guy?"

Dave · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2009, 03:24:53 pm »

I just put a brand new pair of old stock "made in England" vintage 30's in the dryer with a sneaker and a pad of fabric softener.
Ruined my freaking speaker. Thanks a lot. Next time you are joking, how about letting someone know.......

Dave

Dave · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2009, 03:25:21 pm »

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet I really gotcha with that one.

Dave

jjasilli · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:44:40 am »

Quote from: Dave on February 04, 2009, 03:24:53 pm

I just put a brand new pair of old stock "made in England" vintage 30's in the dryer with a sneaker and a pad of fabric softener.
Ruined my freaking speaker. Thanks a lot. Next time you are joking, how about letting someone know....... Dave

Sorry, I forgot to mention that you should use the delicate setting for speakers rated under 75 watts each; and never put anything "made in England" in the dryer.

panhead · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:48:08 pm »

Sorry, I forgot to mention that you should use the delicate setting for speakers rated under 75 watts each; and never put anything "made in England" in the dryer.

Unless the dryer is Made in England by Lucas Electrics, in which case it probably doesn't work.

billcreller · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:58:09 pm »

"in which case it probably doesn't work" ;D ;D ;D

So true!! Been there!

RicharD · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:59:56 pm »

I have a Maytag dryer from the late 70's. Do you think I should rewire it point to point? It has 240 volt AC filaments. Do you think I should convert them to DC? It kinda noisy when I put speakers in it.

phsyconoodler · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2009, 10:17:17 am »

All joking aside,why would it not work?

Why do Englishmen drink warm beer?
Because Lucas makes refridgerators too!

Lucas..prince of darkness.

Wonder if it would loosen up the ex........ ;D

panhead · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:19:08 am »

Quote from: phsyconoodler on February 06, 2009, 10:17:17 am

Why do Englishmen drink warm beer?
Because Lucas makes refridgerators too!

Lucas..prince of darkness.

I guess you've been around Brit cars or motorcycles.

Animatic · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2009, 03:24:32 am »

Quote from: LooseChange on February 04, 2009, 04:50:54 am

I heard KY does the same thing ;D

Would that be for Over-drive in the Underalls? ;D

jhadhar65 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2009, 08:02:46 am »

>All joking aside,why would it not work?

I'm sure it will do something, but whether it delivers a "vintage" speaker from a spanking new one is another matter. Chemically treating paper speaker cones and other destructive edits to achieve a different sound has been around a long time, so this isn't anything new. You could probably do just as well with a watered down mixture of common unscented lotion or some other magic formula you invent yourself in about 5 minutes in the kitchen.

It struck me as funny, especially since "too good to be true" always is. Except for what you find on the Internet, of course, which is always what it seems to be. The Internet = where all the men are men... and so are the women.

Dave · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2009, 08:08:10 am »

WE ARE ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But..... I just did a junk check and I'm ok.

Dave

Lucid_Alice · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:44:36 am »

Quote

Sorry, I forgot to mention that you should use the delicate setting for speakers rated under 75 watts each; and never put anything "made in England" in the dryer.

Maybe in England you need to put it in the refridgerator?

mresistor · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:29:57 pm »

probably easier to just apply KY to your ears...

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