WANTED: DEAD -or- ALIVE - HOPALONG CAPACITY!

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ATTENTION - WARNING, ELECTRONICS ON THE LOOSE

A reward of 500 microfarads has been offered for information leading to the arrest of Hopalong Capacity. This unrectified criminal escaped from a Weston standard cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the Gauss Chamber.

He is charged with the murder of his Aunt Enna and his Uncle Con Denser, as well as the induction of an 18-turn coil named Millie Henry, who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. Capacity is also charged with driving a DC motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band pass.

If encountered, he may offer series resistance. The Electromotive Force spent the entire night searching for him in a magnetic field where he had gone to ground. They had no success and now believe he has returned ohm via a short circuit.

He was last seen riding a megacycle with his friend Eddy Current who was playing a harmonic. Charges against Hopalong Capacity are being considered under those pertaining to Ohm's Law. Witnesses claim to have seen him wearing an AM band and he has been spotted hanging around the IF strip club.

If seen, repeat him immediately, remember he is totally amped up and due to zap his present appearance may be totally shocking.

James Adkins
Chief Field Technician
Missouri State Highway Patrol
District 1-Troops A & H

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