Author Topic: Schematic of the month (Read 14583 times)

FYL · « **on:** November 25, 2010, 08:19:33 am »

From xkcd, http://xkcd.com/730/

kagliostro · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2010, 10:53:24 am »

Attention HIGH Voltage can be lethal

Pay attention when handling ELECTRIC EEL

Kagliostro

Iannone · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2010, 11:10:49 am »

Love the flux capacitor! Where do you get them? I can't find them at Mouser.

eleventeen · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2010, 12:14:32 pm »

Hmmm. I don't see any dark-emitting diodes nor write-only memory in there.

FYL · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2010, 01:41:00 pm »

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Love the flux capacitor! Where do you get them? I can't find them at Mouser.

You have either to get them on the black market or build them yourself.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Flux-Capacitor/

escopunk · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2010, 05:22:02 pm »

That must be the elusive KranK Krankenstein schematic I have been lookig for

FYL · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2010, 06:57:00 pm »

Something like this for the preamp:
http://music-electronics-forum.com/attachments/11214d1286417507-krank-rev1-pre.gif

punkykatt · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2010, 07:47:00 pm »

That sure is a fun schematic, I love the holy water gound.

Punky

mresistor · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:08:49 pm »

lmao!

great schemo... flip-flop but may use sandal.... LOL

John · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2010, 04:31:14 pm »

120 "or to taste"

And what's really funny is, a year ago I wouldn't have gotten any of it.

plexi50 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2010, 05:14:09 pm »

I needed a new and refreshing schematic to look at. Ive seen all the others too often

bigdaddy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2010, 05:59:38 pm »

Very funny, excellent......this place needs a little more comedy.

Jack1962 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2010, 06:06:12 am »

Allright I have been looking for that diagram

PRR · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2010, 01:21:33 am »

There is an error on that diagram.

FYL · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2010, 06:05:17 am »

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There is an error on that diagram.

supro66 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 29, 2010, 04:57:06 am »

How do you make holy water

darryl · « **Reply #16 on:** November 29, 2010, 06:27:33 am »

Quote from: supro66 on November 29, 2010, 04:57:06 am

How do you make holy water

Use a ground stake to poke a hole through the surface, like they have in the schematic.

supro66 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2010, 10:47:52 am »

Quote from: darryl on November 29, 2010, 06:27:33 am

Quote from: supro66 on November 29, 2010, 04:57:06 am
How do you make holy water

Use a ground stake to poke a hole through the surface, like they have in the schematic.

No No

You Boil The HECK out of it

kagliostro · « **Reply #18 on:** November 29, 2010, 11:01:41 am »

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How do you make holy water

In Italy we say that "gold water" coming out from baby is Holy Water

try with a pint of beer ..............

Kagliostro

panhead · « **Reply #19 on:** November 29, 2010, 03:44:27 pm »

It looks like a Volkswagon bus fix-it manual that was popular in the 60's and 70's.

RicharD · « **Reply #20 on:** November 29, 2010, 05:07:40 pm »

I love that schematic. I've posted this here before but the Rane Pseudoacoustic Infector is pretty funny too. Be sure and read the cut sheet.

http://www.rane.com/pi14.html

eleventeen · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:40:06 pm »

That's great, Buttery!

3-pin Mr. Bill connectors!

TIMBO · « **Reply #22 on:** December 01, 2010, 12:56:42 am »

I was impressed by the detail of this schem and set my self the task of adding another quality build to my ever growing amp collection. My build was slowed somewhat as the parts list contained components not readily available here in australia.I would liked to have purchased the PT from doug's great range of PT's but my calculations put the required voltage just above anything he has. I hit the internet and found a local supplier with the goods. I was a little put back at the price but with help from the bank manager i was able to make the purchase. I was stumped to what chassis i would use, i was thinking something along the size of a shipping container.( as we know a 20KVA transformer takes up a bit of room

)I must ask the usual dumb Level 1 question, Please i'm still learning, where does the power cord connect

Thanks for your on going help.

Shrapnel · « **Reply #23 on:** December 01, 2010, 01:22:02 am »

The power cord must be hooked up to a lightning rod on the tallest peak of your castle, and it can only be ran during a severe lightning storm while being supervised by Dr. Frankenstein. This must also be factored into your transformer choice and the specifications of your flux capacitor.

Quote from: TIMBO on December 01, 2010, 12:56:42 am

I must ask the usual dumb Level 1 question, Please i'm still learning, where does the power cord connect
Thanks for your on going help.

kagliostro · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2010, 09:16:58 am »

I submitted the schematic in an italian forum

one member of that forum has a council for an improvement modify

must add this component

http://www.scribd.com/doc/30341159/National-Semiconductor-Polish-Op-Amp-data-sheet

Kagliostro

FYL · « **Reply #25 on:** December 03, 2010, 10:19:44 am »

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must add this component

An April's fool joke by NS in '78 or so...

Here's a better copy : http://desperate-engineers.com/files/2010/08/NS_polish_amplifier.pdf

From a time when the Polish Embassy in DC had a Jokes Department.

Frankenamp · « **Reply #26 on:** December 03, 2010, 08:43:28 pm »

Quote from: Shrapnel on December 01, 2010, 01:22:02 am

The power cord must be hooked up to a lightning rod on the tallest peak of your castle, and it can only be ran during a severe lightning storm while being supervised by Dr. Frankenstein. This must also be factored into your transformer choice and the specifications of your flux capacitor.

Thats: "Fraunkinsteen"

kagliostro · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2010, 01:37:13 am »

For those interested in details about the flux capacitor

The Delorean modify to time machine complete schematics

Kagliostro

archaos · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2010, 10:10:49 am »

Quote from: FYL on November 28, 2010, 06:05:17 am

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There is an error on that diagram.

Got it ! No tubes here ; FYL, I think Doug will remove your topic ...

FYL · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2010, 11:32:08 am »

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Got it ! No tubes here ; FYL, I think Doug will remove your topic ...

There's one at the bottom, a monode.

archaos · « **Reply #30 on:** December 04, 2010, 03:36:08 pm »

Quote from: FYL on December 04, 2010, 11:32:08 am

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Got it ! No tubes here ; FYL, I think Doug will remove your topic ...

There's one at the bottom, a monode.

:sign13: I'm dead

DummyLoad · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2010, 04:00:39 pm »

Quote from: FYL on December 03, 2010, 10:19:44 am

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must add this component

An April's fool joke by NS in '78 or so...

Here's a better copy : http://desperate-engineers.com/files/2010/08/NS_polish_amplifier.pdf

From a time when the Polish Embassy in DC had a Jokes Department.

Voltage Fouler....

RicharD · « **Reply #32 on:** December 04, 2010, 06:28:46 pm »

Marginal Bandwidth & Slewrate.

I think I just drooled on my pocket protector.

supro66 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2010, 06:10:04 am »

We could make a Rub Goldberg Amp and have it work

Like Jumping Cables and a 6 volt Battery for the heaters
Paper cups and wire for speakers
Make caps tin foil and paper Scotch tape
Resistors Pencil leads

Use the K.I.S.S. Method

Keep It Simple Stupid

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