LOL! Thanks PRR... guess that's what happens when the terms we use to describe tone coincide with other words

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I've made a few changes as per your guys' words. On the topic of input gain, I'm going to lower the emitter stopper resistor to 1k, this will definitely be able to send the cold clipper into clipping. To deal with the input impedance, I'm going to double up on the biasing resistors (8M/150k). A quick sim and number crunch later, this puts the input impedance at around 60k at the highest gain setting. While not ideal, this
is at the highest gain setting, and it will only get better at lower gain settings. To add some bass rolloff, the HPF between Q1 and V1 will be dropped to 14nf/100k, this will put the cutoff at 113Hz, which should be enough to prevent farting.
To answer your question PRR, Q1 should stay operational across the whole pot sweep, thanks to the roughly 200v (and thus massive headroom) I've allocated to this stage. In fact, at maximum gain, the input headroom of this stage is 1.5v peak, way more than a guitar, even with a boost pedal, can kick out. This was done purposefully to avoid first stage distortion, which sounds nasty in this context. The tone stack is ripped directly from Marshall's classic design, and because it is being driven by a high impedance source, it should become more responsive.
Feel free to correct me on anything I've said, I make a lot of mistakes

Thanks,
E.