EL34's True Nature Revealed!

[jhadhar65]

I always suspected he was a robot and the alien thing was a government coverup... now we know for sure.

I have to post the following link out of concern for the safety of my fellow forum members:

http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm

Here's an excerpt in case you happen to find yourself in the Pisgah Forest area alone after dark with only your soldering iron and a chassis nibbler:

TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE ROBOT

Robots are notoriously difficult to predict because they generally lack facial expressions and body language. Without such subtle cues, you should ask yourself a few general questions:

    * What is the robot designed for?
    * What is around the robot?
    * Has the robot been tampered with or modified?
    * Is the robot moving or advancing?
    * Does the robot have glowing red eyes?
    * Does the robot have clenched fists, spinning buzz saws, or clamping pincers?

      TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

      Steer clear if your gut tells you that something is not right.

 ;)

[alcee]

Situation: jhadhar has revealed the truth about our master unit.

Command: find jhadhar65; neutralize jhadhar65.

Execute.

Alcee

[supro66]

http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm


TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE ROBOT

    * What is the robot designed for?
    * What is around the robot?
    * Has the robot been tampered with or modified?
    * Is the robot moving or advancing?
    * Does the robot have glowing red eyes?
    * Does the robot have clenched fists, spinning buzz saws, or clamping pincers?

      TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

      Steer clear if your gut tells you that something is not right. [/i]

 ;)

Yep you are right he looks just like this


EL EATING LUNCH

[tubesornothing]

How can a person NOT order a book like that.

[jhadhar65]

I thought he'd show his robot self on this thread by now.



Didn't you always suspect those orders were filled just a little too good?

So what do you think his main processor is - Mac or a PC executing Perl script?

[tubesornothing]

EL34 - no way, its gotta be some obscure form of linux running on a risc processor

[EL34]

Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....
Do not buy that book.....

 or you will be terminated...............

[madison]

All I know is, he has been stealing my mother's meds for years!
He scares the crap out of the poor old woman when he sneaks into her room.
I think she bought some insurance or something .........so, she's covered.

[RicharD]

WTF?  Why don't we have a mold removal forum.

Who knew?

 :-X

[supro66]

I FOUND HIM A MAID

;D

[RicharD]

The dude gets around.   :o

http://www.biz.colostate.edu/faculty/dough/

[EL34]

Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.

[bigsbybender]

Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.

Because Robots are made of metal and they are strong.

[DummyLoad]

Yes, mold is a big problem, But not for robots.

only if you have cloth covered wiring... i'll bet u do.  ;)

[tubesornothing]

Sheesh, I thought he was a race car driver:  http://www.doughoffman.com/

[EL34]

yeah, if you google my name the other Doug is on top of the list.

I'll send a robot over and fix that situation.

[jhadhar65]

 ;D ;D ;D