"Guitar chicks rule!"
I'll tell you my guitar chick story.... I went to Ozzfest a few years ago, and yes 'Nit, only Ozzy was older than me (that is my wife's joke, by the way!). That was the year of the Sabbath reunion. Anyway, that clown that wears the stupid looking contact lens (can't remember his name - no loss), was on the main stage so me and a buddy went to get a soda, hot dog, and a pretzel. On our way we hear an awesome band on the second stage. We can tell it has a chick singer, but as we got closer we found it was a chick band. A hot chick band! They were called Drain STH from Sweden. Anyway we listen to their set, very impressed and wait for 20 minutes to get our food. As we are walking back I see this girl in leather pants, 5 inch heals, walking by herself in front of us about 20ft away. I nudged my buddy and said, "Now THAT is one nice butt!". I said it very quietly, i was not obnoxious about it. She spins around, comes walking back to me (because my "buddy" was pointing at me like - HE did it!). She grabs my shirt and pulls me about 2 inches from her nose, and oh what a babe! She goes, "You like this huh (pointing at her butt)? Do you always talk like that? You like this? You got a problem with me?" So here I am with my arms loaded up with food looking like a total dork with this hot chick cussing me out. I stammered something stupid like, "Believe me, that was meant as a compliment in every way!" Then I recognized her right when she started cracking up - it was the singer/guitarist for Drain, Maria Sjöholm! She started laughing and I was praising her and her band, so she singed my ticket and was VERY nice, just wanted to give me a little trouble. We talked to her about a half hour about the tour, her equipment (guitar stuff you guys!!
). She was a lot of fun. About a year later she married Tony Iomi. Hmmm, maybe she digs older men! It couldn't be because of his money, or that little band he was in, nahh....
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