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How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« on: February 24, 2013, 04:52:41 pm »
"Global Moderator" .. man , how does one fly to such heights ? Does Dougs' private tube jet fly you in to his Hugh Hefner tube red-silk -tube - kingdom" .. complete with skinny teenage tube geek security boys .. then after Wowing them with tubeness wayy beyond anything they can EVER hope to reach tubularly , THE DOUG then promises them 5% off every purchase.. only , IF , the swooning tuber can deliver 10 more like him , And order more than $100.00 per.... that's it .. right ? I'm calling my congressman right now.. JJacksson Jr

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2013, 05:24:11 pm »
Try to avoid posting while drunk. That's a good first step.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2013, 05:28:27 pm »
"Global Moderator" .. man , how does one fly to such heights ? Does Dougs' private tube jet fly you in to his Hugh Hefner tube red-silk -tube - kingdom" .. complete with skinny teenage tube geek security boys .. then after Wowing them with tubeness wayy beyond anything they can EVER hope to reach tubularly , THE DOUG then promises them 5% off every purchase.. only , IF , the swooning tuber can deliver 10 more like him , And order more than $100.00 per.... that's it .. right ? I'm calling my congressman right now.. JJacksson Jr
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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2013, 10:34:42 pm »
Hanging around here way too much is a good first step to being drafted.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 10:44:30 pm »
I thought they had to pull a year as a moderator on alt.guitar.amps before they were even considered?  :l2:
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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 04:44:45 am »
I thought they had to pull a year as a moderator on alt.guitar.amps before they were even considered?  :l2:
I did not know it was a requirement, but it certainly gives an appreciation for this place. Toughens up the skin a bit too! :wink:
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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 07:21:06 pm »
Don't forget, they must know something about electronics. 

Darn!  That rules me out. 

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2013, 06:09:44 am »
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Try to avoid posting while drunk.

Dang, that rules me out

I am not exactly sure what the question is, but I think you are asking how to become a moderator?

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2013, 08:48:27 pm »
Be careful for what you wish for!  After being a global moderator, you'll never truly have a private life again............................

Everywhere you go, people recognize the Hoffman limo's that go with the position and then there are sooooooooo many  people asking for autographs.  Then they're asking you to hook them up with front row tickets and back stages passes with all the great guitar players.  The expectations that others will have of you are a tremendous burden.  It's not like I share a beer with Clapton, Beck, Steve Vai, Billy G.  and the guys everyday.  I mean they have sort of busy lives too, you know.

It's really alot for someone to have to endure.  I just feel totally overwhelmed by it most days (especially since I don't really know anything about electronics).  Life was much much easier when I  was just an ordinary person and not this famous.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2013, 09:07:12 pm »
Be careful for what you wish for!  After being a global moderator, you'll never truly have a private life again............................

Everywhere you go, people recognize the Hoffman limo's that go with the position and then there are sooooooooo many  people asking for autographs.  Then they're asking you to hook them up with front row tickets and back stages passes with all the great guitar players.  The expectations that others will have of you are a tremendous burden.  It's not like I share a beer with Clapton, Beck, Steve Vai, Billy G.  and the guys everyday.  I mean they have sort of busy lives too, you know.

It's really alot for someone to have to endure.  I just feel totally overwhelmed by it most days (especially since I don't really know anything about electronics).  Life was much much easier when I  was just an ordinary person and not this famous.

With respect, Tubenit



Well if you'd quit riding around in limos and wearing white suits with a tank top underneath and stop making your hair stand up all funny and wearing BlueBlockers at night and having your awntoorage foller you everywhere, life would be a lot simpler.

No groupies, though. That would kinda suck.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2013, 11:53:41 pm »
A Moderator is a clean-up boy.

When I used to PA public meetings: the moderator would get the crowd into their seats, get the Guest Stars into their seats, introduce the topic, then ask each Star to speak in turn or in turns, possibly suggesting the direction of the discussion.

The moderator would also eject rowdy participants, be sure each star had water, set up the chairs on stage.

The moderator was usually someone with decent but non-Star qualifications in the topic. A minor professor, a journalist. Knew the words and concepts enough to lead the Stars' discussion, not someone you would listen to solo.

In an online forum there is no need to take-turns. There is often little need to introduce topics for discussion. In fact all (or many-of) the 3,228 Members here are the "Stars". If you have an interesting post, other Members will go with it. A good question is as valuable as a good answer.

So a forum moderator uses his magic wand mostly to clean-up spam, assist members with broken-quotes or munged images or extreme thread-drift. Occasionally a quiet word to a trouble-maker. Any real trouble goes to Doug-- he rents the hall, his name is on it.

At a prior head-moderator gig I selected helper moderators who posted good questions and good comprehension of the answers they got. I avoided "volunteering" the super-geeks who knew most of the answers... why burden them with thread-moves and other mop-work?

So if you have not ben asked to be a Moderator, it could be a snub or it could be a complement. And if somebody hangs here too much and isn't a Mod, that does not mean they are any less valuable. I suspect a few of the members have been asked and have refused the job.

So the "Moderator" badge is no great honor. It mostly means a person has been hanging around so much that the boss tells him to mop-up when he is the first to notice a mess.

The "Global Moderator" badge is no promotion. In a HUGE forum the boss may decide to segregate duties by forum sections. If Paul is always hanging on the Cars section, but doesn't even like bicycles, the boss might give Paul power in Cars but not Bikes. This place is not that convoluted, Doug just hits the "Global Mod" tag.

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If you are asking: How do you get to be an Expert, like Sluckey or tubenit or HotBluePlates or OldHouseScott or *dozens* of others here (some more focused some more general).... it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert in a subject.

I just estimated I have studied and thought-about electronics for 48,000 hours (I'm obsessed and I been around).

Sluckey obviously has similar experience just through radar-tech work, plus whatever he's done off the job.

HBP is younger, and as a Soldier he can't really say what his work is, but when on-the-job he may be working intensely 29 hours some days (if he mis-calibrates a helicopter radio, somebody dies; if he bricks the General's iPad he'll be peeling potatoes for the rest of his tour). On top of his past passion for vintage amps and his current expedition into recreation. Probably 10,000 hours, but if it's "only 9,000 hours" many of them were much more intense than I had hanging around a school.

Doug is well known for the excellent amps he plotted and built some years back, and his essays and layouts on amp detailing and debugging; clearly he's been rubbing resistors together for many thousands of hours.

A lot of subjects don't even begin to "come together" for several thousand hours. Nobody is born knowing this stuff, you have to marinade a while.

To be an Expert on a Forum you need to be expert in the topic *and* you should be half-expert in Clear Writing. Not a Hemmingway or Spillane; more like the Golden Books series on engines and mechanics. I went to school for Technical Writing. That didn't work out, but I had some genes from my mother and a lot of writing practice at work and decades in online forums.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2013, 11:55:10 pm »
> 5% off every purchase

FWIW: I just paid full-price for a small box of Doug's goodies. In a prior gig, I had to buy my own wizop hat.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2013, 08:12:30 am »
Wow and I just thought all it took was to send Doug a case of beer every know and then.


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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2013, 01:08:17 pm »
I think, and have always thought, that this is one of the best forums on the net.  My goodness, there is more drama on the Disney forums!  You know, supposedly the happiest place on earth?  I think Doug sets the tone and we are VERY fortunate to have the mods we have and the extensive experience and knowledge they bring and freely share.  I have friends that I have met here that go back over 10 years.  I think that is pretty amazing.


The moderator would be sure each star had water.


Ok, I am ringing the bell.  Tubenit? Water please!  Hello?....Hello?  Gettin' thirsty here!  Actually it sounds like Brad has a few cases sitting around.  As long as it's not that crappy Tejas beer, you can stop by and get me one of those too.  Clock is ticking....... :hello:

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2013, 03:38:55 pm »
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Crappy Tejas beer
    WHAT!!!!

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I beg to differ .................................. 

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SHINER, TX - The Spoetzl Brewery, makers of the legendary Shiner family of beers, has been awarded a silver medal for its Shiner Dunkelweizen at the 2008 Brewers Association (BA) World Beer Cup, considered to be one of the most prestigious beer competitions in the world. The medal was awarded in the American-style Wheat Beer Category.
 
The World Beer Cup is a global competition that recognizes the most outstanding beers being produced today. 2,930 of the world’s best beers were entered in the competition by 646 breweries in 58 different countries. Gold, silver and bronze awards were available in 91 different categories, although the judging process is so rigorous that not all categories produce three award-winners.
 
268 individual awards were handed out April 19 during the World Beer Cup Awards Ceremony in San Diego, California. A panel of 129 judges representing 21 countries handled the judging. The Boulder, Colorado-based Brewers Association, an organization founded to promote and protect the interests of the U.S. craft brewing community, organizes the annual competition.
 
This award follows closely on the heels of an impressive Shiner showing at the Australian International Beer Awards which were announced in late March. This competition attracted more than 1,000 entries from 217 breweries in 42 countries.
 
Shiner Bock was a silver medal winner in the Dark Lager Category. Shiner’s two latest limited-edition anniversary beers fared well, with Shiner 98 Bavarian Amber winning bronze in the European-style Lager category and Shiner 99, a Helles-style, awarded a bronze medal in the Amber/Bock/Oktoberfest/Marzen/Vienna category. Bohemian Black Lager won a silver medal in the same category.
 
Shiner Light and the brewery’s newest beer, Spezial Leicht were silver and bronze medalists, respectively, in the Low Carb category. Spoetzl was one of the most-awarded American breweries in the competition.

IF I am going to go all out and drink 3 entire beers in a week .............. they will all be Shiner Bock. 
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However, my normal restraint is that a 6 pack with last me closer to 3-4 weeks.

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2013, 12:32:11 am »
> a 6 pack with last me closer to 3-4 weeks.

Over a year here.

We put one in a tree at Halloween to keep the spirits happy. Jimmy next door may drink one when he comes over, which isn't often, and he shouldn't (gout). In a really bad year we may put one out for the slugs.

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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2013, 08:06:13 am »
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In a really bad year we may put one out for the slugs.


Good grief,  I had no idea that slugs up there would drink so much beer?  Man, that's got to be __________  X times their body weight?

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2013, 02:55:11 pm »
A six pack last me 6 hours  :l2:

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2013, 03:19:05 pm »
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A six pack last me 6 hours
You're welcome at my watering hole any day! :grin:
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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2013, 02:29:30 pm »
Thanks Steve

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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2013, 08:05:26 am »
Yes.


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Re: How does one get to be one of Hoffmans' Mount Rushmore faces ?
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2013, 12:01:36 pm »
A six pack last me 6 hours  :l2:
You are a cheap date.  I will meet you at the bar at Bogarts.

 


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