If they are wiggling by themselves quit listening to Black Sabbath.
"Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me. I saw it, I saw it, with my own two eyes."

When I was in high school, a sophomore, we went to see Black Sabbath at the old Chgo. Amphitheatre, by the old stock yards on the near south side, very bad neighbor hood, which was back then called the getto. It was bulldozed many years ago. We had what they called "box seats" which where just above the main floor and had little knee high walls around them about arm chair arm rest height with 4 seats in each. I think it held 20K to maybe 30K for a concert, saw Trower there that same year, great show. Well from what I remember any way.

Where as the old Chgo. Stadium, which was also bulldozed, could hold up to 40K+? That's where the Bulls and Black Hawks play and where the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus would give their shows when they came to town.
Anyway, were at the Sabbath show, sitting in the lower level box seats, so the bands playin, Ozzie's flashin the peace sign with both hands, wearin a tan fringed buck skin shirt, WOW! Way cool for a 16 year old, garage band guitar player who's smokin that funny stuff.
Next thing we know the
Wonderful BS fans (yes I said "BS fans") above in the higher balconies started to light up cherry bombs and M80's and throw them down to where the other fans were sitting below.
And like the Kool aid Man says,
OH Yeah NOW we're having big fun!!!!!

Probable a few dozen went off during the course of the show and I'm ready to pee my pants the whole time as were my buddies.
After about 4, 5, 6 (?) went off in the Amphitheatre one went off in the box next to us, and as a good Chgo. boy who fooled with 4 of July fireworks you KNEW it was an M80, you could tell by the power of the blast being sooooo close, it was only about 15/20 minutes in and
I feared for my life for the rest of the show. I kid you not! 
I've been to well over 100 big/er concert (10K+) shows from when I was 15 to say 24(?), let alone many smaller shows under 4K, 2K, 1K, .5K, and count less bars and have NEVER been afraid before or since for a reason like that!
Now maybe you don't believe me?

Hmmm, because I didn't see fairies wearing boots? Ozzie must have had the "good stuff"?

Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Brad

(BTW, Series cap exploded and kills other, hey kinda fits, huh?)